Edible, No-Bake Protein Cookie Dough Jars: Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter Cup & Funfetti Cake Batter – Sweet, Healthy, and Scoopable!
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Introduction
Hey besties! 💕 Let’s talk about that moment: it’s 9 PM, you’re curled up on the couch, minding your business, when suddenly… a wild craving appears. You want something sweet, thick, creamy, doughy — like straight-from-the-tub edible cookie dough — but without the sugar crash or regret spiral. 😭✨
Guess what? You can absolutely dig your spoon into a dreamy jar of high-protein cookie dough that’s safe to eat, sugar-balanced, and ridiculously satisfying. Cue the confetti cannons because your healthy dessert era has officially arrived. 🎉🍪
Enter: Scoopable Protein Cookie Dough Jars — the Trendy Menu way! This isn’t just a recipe; this is a self-care ritual, a wellness hack, and the glow-girl version of late-night snacking. Instead of raw flour and butter, we’re hitting you with a thick, creamy base powered by Greek yogurt and blended cottage cheese (trust me, it SLAPS).
These jars whip up in under five minutes ⏱️, require zero baking, and taste like sinful cookie dough but with a full fitness-influencer protein moment. Perfect for post-workout, midnight cravings, or a “she’s soft-launching her cozy girl era” type of treat. 💗
Grab your cutest mini whisk, tie your hair up, and let’s make a delicious little mess — the fun, flirty, high-protein kind. 😌✨
💖 Why You’ll Love This Recipe (Healthy + Indulgent!)
You’re so about to become obsessed, because this recipe is that magical sweet spot between dessert-level indulgent and wellness-girlie approved nourishment. 😍 It’s totally foolproof (we’re talking mix-in-a-bowl-with-a-spoon energy), works with literally any protein powder you’ve got on hand, and gives you that iconic edible-cookie-dough vibe… just with way more protein and way less guilt.
It’s gluten-free, customizable, ultra creamy, and tastes like something you’d sneak out of the fridge at midnight — except it’s secretly good for you. High-protein girlies, wellness queens, gym babes, late-night snack rebels… this one is absolutely your era. ✨🍪💗
💸 Budget Information
Let’s talk coins, honey! 💅 This high-protein dessert looks fancy, tastes gourmet, but is actually super budget-friendly — especially if you’ve already got your protein staples stocked.
- Greek Yogurt (1 cup) — ~$2.00
- Cottage Cheese (1/2 cup) — ~$1.00
- Protein Powder (1–2 scoops) — ~$2.00 (cost per scoop can vary, but this is an average)
- Oat Flour (1/2 cup) — ~$0.50 (even cheaper if you make your own from oats!)
- Almond Flour (1/2 cup) — ~$1.50
- Maple Syrup/Honey — ~$0.75
- Chocolate Chips + Nut Butter — ~$1.50
✨ Total: ~$9.25 for 3 jars
That’s just over $3 per high-protein dessert jar — a total STEAL for a gym-girl-approved treat. 💪💖
Why This Recipe Works
This edible cookie dough recipe is literal food science magic. ✨ Greek yogurt + blended cottage cheese recreate that rich butter-like base, while protein powder adds thickness, structure, AND flavor.
Oat or almond flour replaces raw flour, keeping everything safe + doughy. Since we’re not baking anything, every flavor stays bright, sweet, and luscious. And the best part? You can customize each jar depending on your vibe — chocolate chip, PB cup, funfetti… the world is your sprinkle. 🌈
📝 Ingredients + Substitutions
- 1 cup (240g) Plain Greek Yogurt: For maximum protein and tang. Substitute: Skyr or a dairy-free Greek-style yogurt.
- 1/2 cup (120g) Cottage Cheese, blended until smooth: This is the secret for ultra-creamy richness! Substitute: More Greek yogurt, but the cottage cheese is a game-changer.
- 3-4 scoops (90-120g) Vanilla or Unflavored Protein Powder: Whey/casein blend works best for thickness. Substitute: Vegan protein powder, but you may need to adjust liquid.
- 1/2 cup (60g) Oat Flour: For a classic, neutral cookie dough base. Substitute: Almond flour for a nuttier, low-carb option.
- 3 tablespoons Maple Syrup or Honey: For natural sweetness. Substitute: Sugar-free maple syrup or agave.
- 1 1/2 teaspoons Vanilla Extract: For that essential warm, bakery-style flavor.
- Pinch of Sea Salt: To balance the sweetness and make the flavors pop.
- 3-4 tablespoons Unsweetened Almond Milk (or milk of choice): As needed to achieve the perfect doughy consistency.
Mix-In Flavors:
🍪 Chocolate Chip • 🥜 Peanut Butter Cup • 🎉 Funfetti Cake Batter
- For Classic Chocolate Chip:
- 1/4 cup Mini Dark Chocolate Chips
- For Peanut Butter Cup:
- 3 tablespoons Powdered Peanut Butter (PBfit) OR 2 tbsp creamy peanut butter
- 1 tablespoon Cacao Nibs (optional, for crunch)
- For Funfetti Cake Batter:
- 2 tablespoons Rainbow Sprinkles
- Optional: 1/4 teaspoon Almond Extract (for that true cake batter vibe!)
🧰 Equipment
3 Small Jars or Ramekins (6-8 oz size is perfect)
Medium Mixing Bowl
Small Blender or Food Processor (for blending the cottage cheese super smooth)
Whisk or Spatula
Measuring Cups and Spoons
👩🍳 Step-by-Step Instructions
(Same steps, same length — just more sparkle + SEO-friendly language)
Step 1: Prep Your Base
Okay bestie, we’re starting with the secret to luxury-level creamy cookie dough. Add your 1/2 cup (120g) cottage cheese to a mini blender and blitz for 30–60 seconds until it looks like silky, whipped goodness — no lumps allowed in this glam era. Transfer it into your mixing bowl, then add 1 cup (240g) Greek yogurt, 1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract, and 3 tablespoons maple syrup.
Grab your whisk and mix until everything is smooth, glossy, and serving “rich girl creaminess.” No streaks, no lumps — just a dreamy, unified base. This is the foundation of your spoonable cookie dough magic, so give it a little extra love. 💖✨
Step 2: Combine Dry Ingredients
Time to build that iconic thick cookie dough texture. Into your creamy base, add 3–4 scoops of protein powder (start with 3), 1/2 cup (60g) oat flour, and a pinch of sea salt. Making the Peanut Butter Cup version? Add your 3 tablespoons powdered PB right now.
Use a spatula or whisk to mix it up. It’ll feel thick, heavy, and a little dramatic at first — but that’s exactly what we want. The protein powder + flours are absorbing all that creamy goodness and setting the stage for the perfect edible dough. 🍪💪
Step 3: Achieve the Perfect Dough Consistency
Your mixture is probably giving “crumbly chaos” right now — totally normal. Now we make it iconic. Add unsweetened almond milk one tablespoon at a time, mixing well after each one.
After about 2–3 tablespoons, watch it transform into a soft, pliable, classic cookie dough vibe. You’re aiming for thick, scoopable, and holds-its-shape-on-a-spoon energy. Be patient — you can always add more milk, but you can’t take it back. Getting this step right is the key to that perfect, indulgent texture. ✨
Step 4: Fold in Your Flavor & Jar It Up
The fun part — the ✨personality✨.
- For Classic Chocolate Chip, fold in 1/4 cup mini chocolate chips.
- For Peanut Butter Cup, fold in 1 tablespoon cacao nibs for that crunchy, chocolatey bite.
- For Funfetti Cake Batter, add 2 tablespoons rainbow sprinkles + 1/4 teaspoon almond extract if you want that real birthday-cake moment. 🎉
Once everything’s mixed, grab your three jars and divide the dough evenly. Press it down gently with the back of your spoon so it looks cute and intentional — like the foodie girlie you are.
📊 Nutritional Facts (Per Jar)
(Per one jar, estimated for Classic Chocolate Chip variation)
- Calories: ~300
- Protein: ~32g
- Carbohydrates: ~20g
- Fat: ~8g
- Fiber: ~2g
- Sugar: ~10g
- Sodium: ~260mg
✨ Nutritional Facts Per Jar — Mix-In Variations
1. Classic Chocolate Chip 🍪
Adds mini dark chocolate chips to the base.
Calories: ~340
Protein: ~30g
Carbohydrates: ~30g
Fat: ~12g
Fiber: ~3g
Sugar: ~18g
Sodium: ~280mg
Dietary Notes: Gluten-free (if using certified GF oat flour), high-protein, vegetarian-friendly.
2. Peanut Butter Cup 🥜
Adds powdered peanut butter or creamy peanut butter + optional cacao nibs.
Calories: ~360
Protein: ~32g
Carbohydrates: ~28g
Fat: ~14g
Fiber: ~4g
Sugar: ~14g
Sodium: ~300mg
Dietary Notes: Gluten-free (if using certified GF oat flour), high-protein, vegetarian-friendly.
3. Funfetti Cake Batter 🎉
Adds rainbow sprinkles + optional almond extract (negligible macros for extract).
Calories: ~330
Protein: ~30g
Carbohydrates: ~31g
Fat: ~10g
Fiber: ~2g
Sugar: ~20g
Sodium: ~280mg
Dietary Notes: Gluten-free (if using certified GF oat flour), high-protein, vegetarian-friendly. Can be made vegetarian-friendly.
❄️ Storage Tips
Fridge: 4–5 days
Freezer: 1 month
No reheating needed — this is a chilled treat queen. 💅
🍽️ Serving Suggestions
Scoop + eat straight from the jar (elite experience). Or pair with:
✨ Ice cream
✨ Apple slices
✨ Protein pancakes
✨ Coffee or almond milk
💡 Reader Tips
BLEND YOUR COTTAGE CHEESE: I cannot stress this enough. Blending it is the #1 trick for a smooth, non-grainy texture that truly mimics real cookie dough.
Start with Less Milk: Always begin with less milk than you think you need. You can add more to reach your perfect consistency, but you can’t remove it.
Use a Whey/Casein Blend: If you have it, this type of protein powder absorbs liquid the best and creates the thickest, most dough-like result.
Make Your Own Oat Flour: Simply add rolled oats to a clean blender and blitz until a fine powder forms. It’s cheaper and so easy!
Get Creative with Mix-Ins: Don’t have chocolate chips? Try chopped-up protein bar pieces, crushed nuts, dried cranberries, or even white chocolate chips.
Taste as You Go: Before you jar it up, taste the dough! Adjust sweetness with a touch more maple syrup or a pinch of stevia if needed.
Don’t Skip the Salt: The salt is crucial for cutting through the sweetness and making the flavor complex, not just flatly sweet.
Chill for Best Results: The 30-minute chill truly transforms the texture, making it firmer and more authentic.
Common Mistake – Substituting Flours: Coconut flour is NOT a 1:1 sub. It’s highly absorbent and will make your dough dry and crumbly. Stick to oat or almond.
Common Mistake – Over-mixing after adding mix-ins: Fold gently once you add your chocolate chips or sprinkles to avoid the colors bleeding or the chips breaking down.
❓ FAQs
Q: Can I make this recipe without protein powder?
A: You can, but it will be much lower in protein and the texture will be softer and less like traditional cookie dough. You may need to add a bit more oat flour to compensate for the missing dry ingredient.
Q: My dough turned out too wet/runny. How can I fix it?
A: No worries! Simply add more protein powder or oat flour, one tablespoon at a time, until it thickens up to your desired consistency.
Q: Is this recipe gluten-free?
A: Yes, as long as you use certified gluten-free oat flour, this recipe is naturally gluten-free!
Q: Can I use all Greek yogurt instead of the cottage cheese?
A: Absolutely! The texture will be slightly tangier and may be a bit less rich, but it will still be delicious. Use 1 1/2 cups total of Greek yogurt.
Q: How long will these last in the fridge?
A: They will stay fresh and tasty for 4-5 days when stored in an airtight container in the refrigerator.
Q: Can I use flavored Greek yogurt?
A: I don’t recommend it, as it will make the final product extremely sweet and often contains added gums that can alter the texture. Plain is best for control and purity of flavor.
Q: Is this safe to eat because of the flour?
A: Yes! We are using oat flour or almond flour, which are safe to consume without being baked, unlike raw all-purpose flour which can carry a risk of bacteria.
💋 Conclusion
And there you have it, gorgeous! Your new favorite high-protein edible cookie dough jar recipe — thick, dreamy, creamy, and totally glow-girl approved. 🍪💗
This recipe is more than a snack… it’s a vibe. A lifestyle. A treat-yourself moment you can feel GOOD about. When you take that first cold, scoopable bite? Life-changing.
Tag me when you make these — I live for your recreations! Drop your favorite combo in the comments (Funfetti girlies rise up 🎉). Now go grab your spoon and enjoy your guilt-free dessert era. You deserve it. ✨
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